my dentist offered me the full package today

When my dentist told me today, "after we clean your teeth, you're going to need five fillings, a root canal and a crown, and you also need all four of your wisdom teeth removed.", my response was, "isn't that everything dentists do to teeth?" He said the good news is that I only need one root canal.

true story.

smallest ninety nine ever!!!

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This one is for Sean Crombie, wherever you are.

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Hey Sean! Remember the countless number of German classes we spent coming up with acronyms for the word gourd? Minus the fact that there was always a bite taken out of my sandwich by the time I got around to eating it every day, those were the days, man...

ja das stimmt.

life is kinda like java garbage collect...

and I don't feel like explaining why.

so hopefully it won't be another 3 months before I write another one of these.