time stands still

The clock on my desktop says 2:25 am, and I only just noticed that it's been saying 2:25 am for the last two and a half hours. For a long time, I just thought I was making really good timing on my project.

has this ever bothered you?

OK, bare with me here.

You go to the bathroom. Afterward you want to wash your hands so that they are clean. You go over to the faucet and turn the knob, touching it with you unwashed hand. You proceed to wash your hands. Then you turn the faucet off by turning the same knob you touched a few seconds ago with your unwashed hand. Are your hands clean now?

Maybe motion sensors in bathrooms are more important than we think.

Also, I'm not a germaphobe, I'm just the normal kind of person.

something I found out about myself...

I've discovered recently that I really enjoy eating apples. It's not necessarily that they taste that good or anything, I just really really enjoy the act of eating an apple.

especially in public.

figure that one out.

just a friendly reminder...

you have a week and a day until the end of the world. Anything you want to do before then?

official sadness day

Well the Dow is -5.1% and NASDAQ is -6.2% today, which means that you are officially supposed to feel sad. That's right! The industrial averages are nothing more than an official report of how happy you're supposed to be on any given day, which makes today official sadness day.

So if you're feeling a little low on happiness because of the stock market, I would suggest that you head on over to Best Buy because they've loaded their aisles with happiness!!! :)

(Going back to my problem with writing, I hope my sarcasm is obvious in the same way it would be if you heard me saying what I wrote above.)

on sale at Best Buy...

I like Best Buy's new slogan. "You, Happier. Best Buy." You see, I thought they were just selling stuff, but apparently now they're in the prospective happiness market.

Once I realized this, I proceeded to purchase two pieces of happiness.

Thanks for everything, Best Buy.